All Time Low. I actually really like how this came out.
SO DO I KAITLIN
this is perfect wow
dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
asexual? no you misheard me, i’m 'eh?'sexual, i’m only attracted to canadians
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right
The sophomore year of life
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen
you sound like gerard