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benjpierce:

benjpierce:

i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

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25

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i can put 25 ponytails in my hair

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blackbruise:

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via circumcising)

OK THERE IS SOMETHING I NEED TO SHOW YOU GUYS

fishingfinnik:

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MAJESTIC CREATURE. THIS MY FRIEND, IS A TIGERimage

THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH THE GREATEST THING EVERimage

THEY EVEN COME IN WHITE 

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LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING PAWS I JUS T WANT TO TOUCH THEM

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AND THEIR BABIES LIKE ARE THEY EVEN REAL

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ARE THEY??????

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AND I’M NOT GONNA SAY THEY’RE HARMLESS BUT ILY 

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IT’S EATING FROM A BOWL I’M SCREAMING

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HONESTLY THEY JUST REALLY BIG KITTIES

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SUP BITCHES LETS DO SOME SWIMMING

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THEY ALSO LIKE SNOWimage

LIKE CAN U NOT BE SO PERF???

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T I G E R S 

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sailingsolo:

loki-dokey:

sunnymurasaki:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

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I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.

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*Person dies*
Me: Oh
*animal gets lost/hurt*
Me: Gross sobbing

iwilltearthepetalsoffofyou:

twerkinwhitegirl:

a round of applause for this message

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EVER SINCE I HEARD THAT FUCKING SLUT-SHAMING SONG

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duaneolson:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

Pizza is love

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camouflagegirl:

dohertypeter:

i still don’t understand why girls have to pay for pads and boys can get free condoms

girls HAVE to have their periods and boys don’t HAVE to have sex

This is the best post I have ever seen

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lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

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poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

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